Q: I started dating a guy who’s really into soccer…
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
Take them to the Pensieve.
"Write back to Lord Frey. Thank him for his service and command him to send Robb Stark’s head. I’m going to serve it to Sansa at my wedding feast."
MY FAVOURITE ASOIAF HOUSES → [9/10] » House Velaryon of Driftmark
↳ House Velaryon of Driftmark rules the island of Driftmark, the largest island of Blackwater Bay in the Crownlands. High Tide is one of their castles. The head of House Velaryon is titled Lord of the Tides and Master of Driftmark. The Velaryons are sworn to Dragonstone. A traditional name of the Velaryons is Jacaerys. Their arms depict a silver seahorse on sea green. Their words do not appear in the books, but according to semi-canon sources they are “The Old, the True, the Brave”.
Greece, 2013 Summer
this will never be not funny.
I guess I can retire now.
Can I tell you a secret? If you unplug it, and then you plug it back in again the candy just drops right down. And it’s technically legal.